November 17, 2015
Saw my Dr. yesterday and he explained that if you take a prescription sleeping pill, you have a 20 minute window, so I’m the reason it’s taking me forever to fall asleep at night. I watch TV, stay on my phone, etc… So last night, we decided I’d take my pills and then lights out for 20 minutes to allow me time to fall asleep.
A: It’s 9:15, take your pills and lights out, babe.
(I did it…)
T: It’s not working! I’m still awake… This sucks…
A: Honey, it’s 9:17.
November 14, 2017
A: What are you guys doing?
T: We’re all on the couch, cuddling under a blanket in front of the space heater.
A: OK… WHY?
T: Because we’re freezing…???
A: That’s kinda odd…
T: Well, we’re odd people…?
A: Yeah. Cuz it’s 62° outside.
T: Hmm. ? Well, we don’t get out much.